life is a minority report

Reasons why I enjoyed this Dodge commercial:

1. Michael C. Hall’s voice-over (Brilliant!)
2. The line “I will watch your vampire TV shows with you.” :)
3. Fast car finale

I’m not even a man.

Edit: James Poniewozik, TV critic for TIME Magazine, gave this ad a D-. His main gripe is MCH’s intimidating VO. Of course his voice is intimidating, he’s Dexter! Considering the importance of Dexter’s voice-overs, the ad’s a playful nod to this.

I’d appreciate a female-focused Dodge advertisement. Women love fast cars, too. Well, I do.

And we all do things in the name of love.