February 2010
9 posts
“There will never be another voice like his.” Which is exactly the lousy...”
– The Onion, Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger
Best Pizza in America: The Visual Breakdown or Why...
Silvio’s Organic Pizza (Ann Arbor), Tomatoes Apizza (Farmington Hills) and Buddy’s Pizza (Detroit) failed to pass the first round of NYM’s March Madness: Pizzerias.
Haters.
[Thanks to iamkhayyam]
Yes? What’s Detroit-style Pizza? I’m glad you asked.
From USA's Psych: Thrill Seekers and Hell Raisers
Shawn: I thought you said you were going to break up with her.
Gus: I changed my mind.
Shawn: When?
Gus: Just now!
Shawn: Man, she likes to almost die! So do her friends. It's like we walked into Final Destination.
Gus: Shawn, we walked OUT of Final Destination!
Shawn: *befuddled* What!?
“This will sound bad, but I don’t really mind it so much when a wack rapper...”
– HumanityCritic
September 2009
6 posts
“By 2216, we hope that Haiti will be an inspirational place for the world’s...”
– The Onion, Haiti Makes Bid For 2216 Olympics
“Obviously, Michigan has had a unique and unfortunate situation with the...”
– Real Clear Politics, What Michigan Can Learn From Florida
RE: The ‘Perfect’ Porn Vulva...
“Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret. What’s a G-Spot?”
I know, I know. A year (or so) without an actual fully-written Tumblr update and when I do, I post a quote from an article mentioning someone else’s pussy - again. I’m fascinated by these complicated reproduction organs, and since I have one myself, I enjoy reading about them. So there!
“When my husband and I had sex, well, it was like nothing I’ve ever...”
– The ‘Perfect’ Porn Vulva: More Women Demanding Cosmetic Genital Surgery
April 2009
1 post
January 2009
4 posts
July 2008
3 posts
“As the petition drive continues and more talented Detroiters step up to save...”
– Rochelle Riley of the Detroit Free Press
“Remember Feb. 5, 2006, when Detroit so successfully hosted the world for pro...”
– The Detroit Free Press
June 2008
5 posts
“[D]elicious and bump up struttin’ energy drink that will pump up a brotha’s ass...”
– the purported “Urban” description of Tropic Thunder’s once-fictional, soon-to-be actual reportedly effervescent cherry-flavored beverage Booty Sweat (No, I’m not joking)
damn, kanye!
While perusing the Yahoo! Music Blogs today, I came across a gem. Lyndsey Parker reports that Kayne West once again posted an ALL CAPPED, expletive-filled rant on his blog. Parker explains West was defending that whole “Bonnaroo thing” he dealt with a few weeks ago. He wasn’t dissing the fans when he appeared onstage a mere 2 hours late. Hell no! It was Pearl Jam’s...
“Most African-Americans aren’t out here selling crack on the corner. They get up,...”
– Soledad O’Brien in Essence’s July 2008 issue and Essence.com
“The fact is, this labialplasty “trend,” reprehensible as it may be,...”
– Jennifer Armstrong, “Vagina Anxiety: The Rise of the Labialplasty”
“It’s fairly clear that in the modern age that there is a currency to...”
– Ben Affleck