Anthony Mackie thinks you’re a pussy a**, still-living-in-your-parent’s-basement, no-girlfriend-having, Avatar fanboy if you think that “Human in a Blue Alien” flick is better than The Hurt Locker!
Or something like that.
Reasons why I enjoyed this Dodge commercial:
- Michael C. Hall’s voice-over (Brilliant!)
- The line “I will watch your vampire TV shows with you.” :)
- Fast car finale
I’m not even a man.
Edit: James Poniewozik, TV critic for TIME Magazine, gave this ad a D-. His main gripe is MCH’s intimidating VO. Of course his voice is intimidating, he’s Dexter! Considering the importance of Dexter’s voice-overs, the ad’s a playful nod to this.
I’d appreciate a female-focused Dodge advertisement. Women love fast cars, too. Well, I do.
And we all do things in the name of love.
So in other words, it’s all Detroit’s fault. Already received the memo.
I’ll be the first one to tell you Detroit is NOT perfect, but where were shots of other failing Michigan cities *cough*Pontiac/Flint*cough* in this commercial? Points for an attention-grabbing advert, but showing Detroit solely for attention is despicable.
An Education Scorecard, Freep.com
Failed audition for “From Paris With Love 2: Naughty by Nature”. Too bad deer don’t have opposable thumbs!
You know you’re a bad-ass when two beefy soldiers retreat to the nearest corner to avoid a confrontation.
There will never be another voice like his.” Which is exactly the lousy kind of goddamn thing that people say, because really it could mean lots of things, or nothing at all even, and it’s just a perfect example of why you should never tell anybody anything.
The Onion, Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger
Best Pizza in America: The Visual Breakdown or Why does New York Magazine hate Detroit (Style) Pizza?
Silvio’s Organic Pizza (Ann Arbor), Tomatoes Apizza (Farmington Hills) and Buddy’s Pizza (Detroit) failed to pass the first round of NYM’s March Madness: Pizzerias.
Haters.
[Thanks to iamkhayyam]
Yes? What’s Detroit-style Pizza? I’m glad you asked.
From USA's Psych: Thrill Seekers and Hell Raisers
- Shawn: I thought you said you were going to break up with her.
- Gus: I changed my mind.
- Shawn: When?
- Gus: Just now!
- Shawn: Man, she likes to almost die! So do her friends. It's like we walked into Final Destination.
- Gus: Shawn, we walked OUT of Final Destination!
- Shawn: *befuddled* What!?
This will sound bad, but I don’t really mind it so much when a wack rapper gets shot. It’s just karmic retribution for sub par lyricism.
I think we’re in deep *bleep*, Robin!
