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I think we’re in deep *bleep*, Robin!

"By 2216, we hope that Haiti will be an inspirational place for the world’s greatest athletes to compete,” said René Préval, president of Haiti, a nation whose government has been repeatedly ranked as the most corrupt in the world. “And who knows, at that point our great-great-great-grandchildren may have eliminated the near-constant threat of protozoal diarrhea."

The Onion, Haiti Makes Bid For 2216 Olympics

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"Obviously, Michigan has had a unique and unfortunate situation with the implosion of the US auto industry. But still, simply raising taxes on individuals and businesses will only compound the state’s fiscal sickness, not serve as its cure. What the state really needs is a nonpartisan panel of business experts to come in and provide a blueprint to help the state turn things around and start attracting people and businesses instead of driving them away."

Real Clear Politics, What Michigan Can Learn From Florida

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“Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret. What’s a G-Spot?”

I know, I know. A year (or so) without an actual fully-written Tumblr update and when I do, I post a quote from an article mentioning someone else’s pussy - again. I’m fascinated by these complicated reproduction organs, and since I have one myself, I enjoy reading about them. So there!

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"When my husband and I had sex, well, it was like nothing I’ve ever experienced before,” a 40-year-old woman reports, six weeks after a three-hour combination labiaplasty, vaginoplasty and clitoral unhooding, costing at low estimate of $15,000 (a high estimate: at least double that). “I had an orgasm probably within three minutes. … I feel like I’ve found what I had lost … I feel like I’m 25 again!"

The ‘Perfect’ Porn Vulva: More Women Demanding Cosmetic Genital Surgery

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